“If I'd observed all the rules I'd never have got anywhere.” - Marilyn Monroe
Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you
Bananas .... The older they get, the less firm they are
Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them
Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure why
Chocolate Bars .. Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips
Commercials .... You can't believe a word they say
Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2 off
Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to mature
Mascara .... They usually run at the first sign of emotion
Popcorn .... . They satisfy you, but only for a little while
Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright
Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped...
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